Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she was so not down for the gang bang
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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