You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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