oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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