i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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