If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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