I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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