She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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