I think i peed on brittanys purse
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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