Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So. Much. Porn.
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