if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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