scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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