I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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