Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
