My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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