i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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