Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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