His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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