ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
smell my finger.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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