I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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