so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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