Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
