Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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