laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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