i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
we should paint friendship bongs
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