New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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