twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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