Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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