So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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