and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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