found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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