She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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