my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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