Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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