Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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