i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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