; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My pussy is not your playground.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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