is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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