it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and she was petting her beer can
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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