hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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