dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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