I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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