Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Randomize
