It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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