If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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