so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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