I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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