That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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