no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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