What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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