so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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