You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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